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Saturday, September 19, 2009

I just borrow a book entitled "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" Funny title right? This book is actually written by a few doctors to answer those funny medical questions that we are craving to ask but never had the courage to.

Here is some highlights,

Does eating chocolate cause acne?
There is no clear evidence that chocolate cause acne. I know we chinese say "caused our body to feel hot" but the scientific investigation suggests otherwise, maybe our anatomy is not same with those ang mos? And also note that eating greasy food like french fries probably wont cause you acne either. So, don't hold back, kick it into McDonald and order Big Mac to enjoy your day.

Can carrots help improve your vision?
It is true that carrots contain beta-carotene, which is good for the sight and our body convert the beta-carotene into vitamin A and excess in vitamin A can cause toxicity. And please do know that only vitamin A deficiency can cause blindness. So, if you are not having vitamin A deficiency, no matter how many carrots you chew raw, you'll still wearing your glasses.

Is sperm nutritious? or fattening?
Sperm is not particulary nutritious or fattening because it contains only five calories per ejaculation. However, there is some good stuff in sperm like water, vitamin C, citic acid, phosphate, bicarbonates, zinc and prostaglandins, so, yes, you can take it is as your breakfast. LOL.

Can you drink your own urine?
Drinking a small amout of your own urine is probably safe because according to our chinese, they said urine is sterile, antiseptic and nontoxic. It is proven that our urine is much more safer than our own spit. Hence, we can pee everywhere we want but just don't spit.

What do you know about fart?
People, listen up, an average fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% CO2, 7% methane, 4% oxygen and less than 1% that makes a fart stink. When you are in need of oxygen, don't hestitate, try to fart as hard as you can! ( at least you have another extra 4% of oxygen to breath. A normal human fart 14 times a day, so, erm, I know you are farting that day!! LOL.

Is it dangerous to hold in a sneeze?
Yes, guys and girls, it is dangerous!! I know it is very unpolite and such but hell, who cares!! Just sneeze whatever you want and make sure you cover up your nose and don't try to pinch your nose whenever you want to sneeze. Holding in a sneeze may cause fractures in your nasal cavity, nosebleeds, burst eardrums, hearing loss, vertigo, detached retinas or temporarly swelling in your face. Kick ass isn't it?

For Wee Loon,
What are hiccups and how to you get rid of it?
Hiccups are caused when the diaphragm becomes irritated and pushes air rapidly up in such a way that it makes a irregular sound. There is no cure for it, I suggest that follow whatever you mom told you cause they always "this is for your own good."

Finally,
Why do men have nipples?
Go search up the net you lazy pig. The answer is up in the air. LOL.

Enjoy your holiday people.
12:27 AM

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