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Thursday, April 1, 2010
dissection It was a bright shining day. "Oh god, this place is so crowded. Why the fuck we are put into this blue box with so a lot of people. Gosh, I can't even breath!!!" Bernie said. "Help, I think someone shit on my back!!" Leng Lui yelled. "HEY GUYS!!!!!! I think Laura is going to deliver her kids!! Lord, her vagina is pooping out!! Eww, the babies is pushed out. Ew. Ew. Ew." Ruffy screamed with excitation. Suddenly, a black figure opened the box. "Thank god you're here. Hey, take me out this sucker place, I, as the princess of the ratty world should be treated well!!" Bernie stood up. The figure grabbed her up and put her into a big giant container. "Hey, what is this. HEYYYYYY. YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!! Wait, I...I...I feel sleepy." and then, she was passed out. Okay, I hope you guys enjoy the intro I wrote. So, I arrived in bio lab, dressed like going a huge surgery, I was like so happy and excited to do this dissection, let just put it THE CLIMAX OF A BIO STUDENT. I couldn't focus on the instruction given, all I want is to get my rat and snap her beautiful skins apart. ( I am psycho. ) Well, Pn Goh finds out that there is babies being delivered and the mother was put into chlorofoam and the babies will not survive as there is no mammary glands to feed them, so, we was committed a lot of sins on there. After announcing is time to dissect, I quickly rushed to the place, open up the bin and paused. There is like a huge pile of rats!! Chia Chun took over and took up a rat, I held it. I was kinda freaked out because I can felt his/her warm and then I distribute those rats to everyone and I was settle with Bernie aka THE BIG FAT GIRL WITH SHIT ON HER ANUS. Everyone don't want Bernie because she is huge and she has shit, so, I had to took her. I carried her to the basin, wash her up, push her shit out and put her on a dissecting tray. I obtained my scalpel and scissors, asking Mok to record my dissection but it was Si Mei who did the recording. I cut over her furry skins, it was hard to cut open. After you are able to cut it open, it should be appeared like this. That wasn't Bernie thou. And then, I cut over her dermis aka the reddish skin. And this is Bernie with no skins. Right after that, we have to shift her organs left and then right to see her veins, her digestive system and etc. FYI, Bernie was not dead during dissecting, you can clearly see the heart is still beating in the following video ( click the link ) and I accidentally cut her vein, hence the bloody hand. http://www.facebook.com/schwoyxer?v=app_2392950137&ref=profile#!/video/video.php?v=1105878025074 At last, we put them back into formalin. Oh no. This wasn't the end. The very next week, ( this week ) we took the bodies out and extracted their hearts out to observe the structure. And then we have to extract the oesophagus, trachea and the lungs out. This whole process is the hardest of all. First, we have to cut open the rib cage until we can see their pharynx and we cannot damage any blood vessels, so we have to extra careful. And then, we have to put all those 'things' out, jeez, it required a lot of handy work. After this, we have to chop their head off. Yes. CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF. You can watch how I did it. Note : It might be slow but is awesome. Again, I am fooling around. I am a psycho. But I am happy. =) Next week, I'll show you guys the brain!!!! Excited right? Anyway, here is some pictures you must see. Chen Kuan rat's has BABIES!!!!! Angeline's rat ate a baby! All together. Unite as one. U6Bio1 rocks! 6:44 AM
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