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Thursday, December 18, 2008
THE L DAY OF MY LIFE.. So today, i woke up at 7.00am, fall asleep again until 7.45am and slowly make my move to do daily bases and reading my twilight until my cousin call me. I just ran down to the street and i thought I saw my uncle car, running to their, then my cousin shout from the car behind. "WONG YAU XIANG, HERE LAR!!"I was damn embarrass. I got in, is not uncle fetch us is HIS DAUGHTER!! His daughter damn chio man, at least category as CHIO. We went to fetch a girl near my house and then we off the road to MSDC or MSCD or whatever, i dun care. I go inside, waiting my uncle at the corridor, reading my twilight AGAIN. And then, huay ling appear on my side, I was like ei ei, finally can met someone I knew. We talk about shits and craps and my uncle come and I went inside office register. The office damn hot man, the malay auntie there dunno can handle computer or not, her working speed is sssssssllllllooooow. Then, got one 40++ auntie shows up, the malay autie give her first because she arrived early but forgot her IC or something else. Hey, I am gentleman. Then, we go inside dewan bendehara. Is not dewan actually, is like a classroom, damn small. Guys are sitting on the left and girls on the right hand side. I tell you, the talker is damn slow, go out until 20 minutes still haven't got back, we haven't start yet you know, the air-con is like 28 celcius, we all are almost burn up inside. Finally he got back, explain a little go out get the remote for air-con. Then all i heard is BLAH BLAH BLAH then break. I went out, buy some food. I watch Shaun doing his Bahagian B JPJ test, ok lar, shaun did ok. Then went in, BLAH BLAH BLAH..i am day dreaming until the talker ask me, the tayar thing, i just nodded my head. Damn sien. But the nerd girl beside me, damn bian tai, making notes and look like studying. I just wanted to told her, driving isn't something u can learn from books, CHILL LAR. Then, move over to showing the kancil to us, my cousin said "what?! show us some lame car?" damn funny. We listened the talker. He showed the car part all those, he even asked the girls to demo. Here is the funny part. When he starting to choose the guys. He choosed me. I WAS LIKE NO WTF?! DEMO DAMN SIA SUI. So, i throw my bags into the chair, yes, throw. I got into the car, trying to find the button to push the seat backward..i canot find it..LOL.. the talker shows me..damn xia sui..a lot of people watching me you know. Then, seatbelt, show the light, water, all those and finally gear. You think i did bad? NOPE. I do it fast as lightning. Lucky man. If not sure kena xia sui until I have to dig a hole and stuck my head into it. Then, we got back to class, wait my uncle come. Then they call me go office and wait. Instructor there is damn funny. As I sit there, got one malay guy can speak Hokkien, omg, his hokkien better than me, sounds like a hokkien ( i am not hokkien but i grew in a hokkien environment), listening to them craps me up, you know, the old people talk cock better than us. Then my uncle finally come and we started driving. Overall, I did ok. The uncle kept telling me, don't accelerate, but wth, i keep on accelerate, max until 25km/h, whereas ppl onli until 10km/h, if they didn't drive slow slow, I sure can speed up fast. Huay Ling told me, wah, why you drive so fast. haha. I got practice one, different. LOL 5:17 AM
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